prayzer: I CANT STOP LAUGHING HIS TATTOOS MAKE A SMILEY
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
whovian-all-over: ohyousillypotato: And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat. The blogger is a shy, docile creature… … that prefers the darkness… … and tends to be wary of the outside world. The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places. We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger… … but to no avail. I...
witchpop: why do u only have 1 wing
city-of-safe-harbors: my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
stopthedimples: Niall “I have a bad knee” Horan
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
babyferaligator: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd that’s not how weed works
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
snoopliam: but what if one of the boys’ soulmates is out there only he’ll never meet her because she’s too poor to afford concert tickets or vip passes or rich daddies who buy her things and so while he’s living the dream she blogs and eats and cries translation it’s me
harrystylesisthedickguru: Man if the big news tomorrow is that the boys are going on ANOTHER tour. I’m gonna be peeved…. They need a fucking break.
ikea-4-life: when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
likeslothstoflames: hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”